Wet Hot Beauties – Swan Song – Auckland

Wet Hot Beauties in <I>Swan Song</I>.<br />© <a href=""></a>. (Click image for larger version)
Wet Hot Beauties in Swan Song.
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Wet Hot Beauties
Swan Song

Auckland, Parnell Baths
13 February 2013

One of the great pleasures of a summertime Fringe Festival, and more especially so this year with the warmest February on record, is to attend out-of-doors performances under starry skies on a balmy evening. Nothing could be more delightful than a relaxing hour watching the Wet Hot Beauties conjuring up an aqueous version of Swan Lake in the azure waters of the Parnell Baths

As in the classically staged ballet, the three act Swan Song production features two star-crossed young women, the swan maidens Odette and Odile, competing for the love of Prince Siegfried. It includes the prince’s Dowager Mother, who insists he must marry, today, and the intervention of the evil sorcerer, Baron von Rothbart, who wants his daughter Odile to marry the Prince. But apart from those key plotlines, some bursts of the original score, and wonderfully coordinated corps de ballet sequences, that’s about where the similarity ends. This new version of the plot is somewhat more Byzantine and complicated than the standard ballet version, ending with the deaths of Odette and her Prince, the freeing of the swan maidens from Rothbart’s spell and the escape of Odile and Rothbart.

Swan Song is self-described as “a water ballet/pool party mashup”, and that’s a pretty fair description. This production, by Pip Hall, Judy Dale and Lara Fischel-Chisholm, takes the best of Swan Lake, mixes them in with scenes from the Hollywood water ballets of the 30s and 40s, and with iconic female styling from rock videos by Celine Dion, Florence and the Machine et al. The score is supplemented by rock anthems that bolster the mood – Siegfried and his mates start shooting swans to Rage against the Machine’s Killing in the name, for example, and near the final curtain Siegfried and Odette decide on their ultimate fate together to Sinead O’Connor’s Nothing Compares 2 U.

"Odile discovered" - Wet Hot Beauties in <I>Swan Song</I>.<br />© <a href=""></a>. (Click image for larger version)
“Odile discovered” – Wet Hot Beauties in Swan Song.
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It’s altogether an artful blend of charmingly-frivolous and lavishly-feminine, tongue-in-cheek send ups of fairytale love stories, with some camp asides from Siegfried and his mates. Given the verve and commitment of the well-rehearsed ensemble, it is no wonder at all that the performance earns hearty applause from a capacity audience.

Performed in the lavish expanse of the “shallow end” of the recently restored art-deco-era sea water pools, this is a reinvented kind of water ballet, presented out of doors, under lights with recorded music and no other technological trickery. While the audience waits to be escorted to their seats, the performers are parading, preening, warming up, dangling their feet or floating about on pink rubber rings. Part-fashion model, part-diva, part-BFF, part-swan, they are dressed alike in black bathing costumes of myriad variety, with short tulle-petalled skirts on top. Each also wears a tight-fitting white bathing cap and mask-like slashes of aqua-blue, neon bright, sequined eye makeup.

Once in the water, their movement is carefully uniform but isn’t at all the kind of synchronised swimming seen in the Olympics and Commonwealth Games. Rather, the carefully considered choreography (by Lara “Sandy Sealegs” Fischel-Chisholm) is mostly comprised of impeccably-timed, surging, forceful stepping that impels the performers through waist high water in crisply defined formations – straight and curving lines, circles, diamonds and wedges, allowing them to move quickly but calmly from place to place without causing any splashing. When not moving about, the performers are immersed at matching depths, anywhere from waist deep to shoulder deep, simultaneously creating a wide array of decorative patterns with arms, heads and faces, rafting up to float in head-to-toe lines, or breaking out into groups of 6 to 10 to form clustered star and blossom shapes. On occasion, they let rip with expressive mass movement that marks the high points of the narrative, such as an angry, splashing tantrum when Odile’s duplicity becomes apparent, and a celebratory boogie when the swans turn back into women.

"Odette does battle" - Wet Hot Beauties in <I>Swan Song</I>.<br />© <a href=""></a>. (Click image for larger version)
“Odette does battle” – Wet Hot Beauties in Swan Song.
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The principal performers mostly appear in cameo sections which move the story along. Prince Siegfried (Stephen “Butters Bee Arch” Butterworth) is a fine figure of a man, with expressive face and grand gestures. Odette (Emily “Lady Low Tide” Trent), with pink tiara, eye makeup and overskirt and her best mate Odile (Jule “Water Jewell” Kunkel), with purple tiara, eye makeup and overskirt are clearly equally charming and difficult to choose between – until later in the story when Odette’s selfless sacrifice endears her to all, and Odile’s heartless grab for power puts her out of contention. The evil Rothbart (Liam “George Benard Shore” Fennell), in striking green mesh, is reminiscent of sea monsters of various ilks and he certainly does more than his share of conspiring and manipulating from his fountain overlook at poolside. Siegfried’s mates are a somewhat motley bunch of blokes and blokesses, and though they carry out the requisite actions, their brash costumes (board shorts, floral surf shirts and Hollywood star sunglasses) and late arrival to proceedings (as wedding guests) left them very much as outsiders.

Lighting designer, Brad Gledhill, is steadily mastering the challenges of swimming pool stage lighting and contributes magic touches with cleverly conservative use of contrasting colour fields to create an array of moods: ultraviolet moments to pique attention, horizontal beams that light up water in the air, and projections that create a feeling of forest and glade. Thankfully, he chose not to include smoke effects.

With 70 performers and 20 backstage helpers, plus another 20 creative contributors, this production is a massive undertaking made possible only by the utter commitment of everyone who gives their time freely to the project. This is their third such annual large-scale event, and the season was sold out two weeks before opening night. The Wet Hot Beauties directors have already fielded inquiries about next year’s show, and are mulling over the yet-to-be-decided theme.

About the author

Raewyn Whyte

Raewyn Whyte is a freelance New Zealand dance writer who regularly contributes to The NZ Herald, DANZ Quarterly and Radio New Zealand arts broadcasts. She is dance editor of the Theatreview website and has an MA in dance criticism from Simon Fraser University in Vancouver, Canada.


  • I watched the show last year, which was a real treat,but this year the Wet Hot Beauties excelled in every way. It was a truly magical night, and they are all to be commended for their commitment to the show. I know this for a fact as my daughter,Lynne,(Dowager Duchess,) was in the show and her family barely saw her in the last week of rehearsals. The families too are to be congratulated for giving up their wives/mums and menfolk to all the time taken to put on such a stunning performance.


  • Here I am in a remote corner of India and to see my eldest Isla perform in this wonderful group all the way in Auckland gives me a great thrill.

    Long may you continue !


  • hi
    do you have a group that practices anywhere?
    is it open to anyone?
    if so could you send me details?


    • Hi Lindsay… DanceTabs is a place that covers dance and this is a review of one show. It sounds like you want to contact the company itself. All our reviews normally include the company web site in the details at the top of the words and this is no different – it’s the link. So that’s the place to go to talk to them direct.

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